Citizen Scientist Deputization

Please repeat after me.

I am [REPEAT]
Committed to [REPEAT]
The unending discovery [REPEAT]
Of scientific truth [REPEAT]
All truth [REPEAT]
No matter how far [REPEAT]
The boundary [REPEAT]
Of the periphery [REPEAT]

I now deputize you a Citizen Scientist on behalf of the Society of Peripheral Studies. If challenged in the pursuit of truth, present the following badge as proof of your licensure.